March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
gloomyghosts:
February 2012
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Read More
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yeezywalkwithme:
sometimes when im sad i start up tf2 and
i look at the picture for attack/defense
and i look at engie
you go, lil feller
you go
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octosmagiccastle:
rufiozuko:
For those who...
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Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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Reblog with your URL and the first concert you...
alicecstasy: RUSH
Blond-afro: STYX
thestrangeanimal: REO Speedwagon
96gummyworms: RUSH
crazybutthatshowitgoes: Ozzy Osbourne
musicalabby-2112: RUSH
lawlesshellion: Kansas
teababe27: Stone Temple Pilots
screamingoppression: RUSH♥
ella-guru: Static-X
iamthewalrusgoogoogjoob: Green Day
lizlennon: Paul McCartney
mrsmercuryrichardsdaltrey: Paul McCartney!
mysweetparamania: Rick Springfield
white-black-queen: UB-40
icouldwaitforeverivegottime: RUSH!
scrambledeggsandnicelegs: Nelly Furtado
zydeco-zeitgeist: Public Image Ltd.
unicornholio: CHEAP TRICK/ POISON/ DEF LEPPARD
shalom-kol-tuv: Ozzy(mom was pregnant with me) otherwise, Warped Tour 2004.
howdoesitfeeltobeahufflepuff: Avril Lavigne
orchideousprimroses: The Wiggles. Wait, does that count? If not, Paul McCartney
connor-stoll: Trans-Siberan Orchestra. I consider that a concert.
thepowerofthebeegees: Green Daaaaaaaaaaaay. Teehee.
homosexualintellectual: Heart.
unsavorywench: Social Distortion
Yourbrainonska: Blink 182
a-bullet-in-my-lung: Blink-182&My Chemical Romance
scombine: hank green / weird al yankovich
fuckyouneopia:
A deserted shore stretches along in front of you, but there’s nothing of interest to be found today.
Sorry! This is not a winning spin.
You wait around for a bit, but nothing seems to happen. Best be on your way.
Your hands glow blue for a moment… Awww.. nothing happened :(
Curses! The path has lead to a dead end. Perhaps you should try your luck again tomorrow.
...
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I AM A INDEPENDANT BLACK WOMEN AND I DO WHAT I...
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RONALD GET OFF MY TUMBLR
tf2crazy asked: 3333333333
manahilahmedmalik:
Before the shower
ugh i am not taking a shower now i have no energy really who needs showers i’m squeaky clean shit i brush my teeth i don’t even stink
During the shower
oh my god have mercy on my soul thank you for this blessed hot waterfall on my body this is amazing i am never leaving fuck lemme just live in here slide my food under the door please lord praise you have...
I got a haircut!
tf2crazy:
ari blogging about things no one cares about
LOOKIT MY CUTIE PATOOTIE
sayhello-doctor asked: hijklmnop. :lll
Invade my privacy. Now please.
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Official Petition for a Pecan Chia
angrypteris:
gnorbushores:
theneopianaddict:
fyoras-holy-butthole:
Because they’re cunts on the inside, let’s make the outside match.
Sign ur namez here pl0x, will draw if it gets 100 signatures:
Bree
Nicole
— S.C.
- J. M.
- Elly
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At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG THIS WITH A BOOK SUGGESTION
starjordan10:
thehugoawards:
krazycatqueen:
shiloh911:
xanadoesthings:
alicedodgson:
wahaha-sexual:
The Reckoning - Jane Casey
Unwind by Neal Shusterman
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
May Bird and The Ever After
By Jodi Lynn Anderson, Leonid Gore
The Hunger Games by Suzzane...
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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katbot asked: ✌
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
♛ Have you ever been bullied?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
✌ Share a secret?
